WANTED!
MMOAS (Married Mother of Autistic Son) seeking lasting friendship (a week +). Must be a female (I don't need any trouble at home, thanks!). No experience needed with Autism, but would be a plus. Must be willing to call occasionally and say "Hey, hows it going?". Ideal candidate must contend with me accepting 1 out of 100 invitations to morning coffee, moms nights out, lunches etc., my house being a wreck on any given day of the week as well as hearing lots of talk about my kids, Autism, etc. Benefits include loyalty, sympathetic listener, free advice and opinions like you wouldn't believe. Qualified candidate should reply to:
1-800-I WILL CALL YOU BACK AS SOON AS I CAN
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